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Potential influencer?
Who me?
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Writer.
Gamer,
Goth
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
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Mutare non est meum
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Cantus moriar
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When "Normal" is too normal for your needs.
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When only "Weird" will do.
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Come to the screwed up Rat Lombot.
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And he will write for you!
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Now I make no secret that I desperately want to make my living from my plastic keyboard
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Not a huge fortune, just the equivalent of a full-time minimum wage!
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I have lost count of the Spam I receive that seem too good to be true.
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Always a slightly more subtle (but not by much) version of the following.
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“You are super talented”
“We want to pay you”
"But there is the small matter of our upfront fee”
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Maybe mental health is improving just enough to make me stupidly optimistic.
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BUT
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For some unknown reason...
I, against all my initial instincts and common sense now find myself feeling that wired strange people sometimes talk about in high fantasy and sci-fi films.
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I forget…
What is that feeling called again?
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Oh yes
Thas right!
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Hope.
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