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- very caffeine-dependent life form.
- Recovering doughnut addict.
- Recovering ice cream addict.
- I’m not smart; I just wear glasses.
- Will go into survival mode if tickled.
- I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
- Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.
- My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert.
- First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.
- Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.
- Making PJs look hot since (year of birth).
- Probably the best meat eater in the world.
- Words cannot express my passion and love for Fridays!
- Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.
- Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure.
- I put the whine in wine.
- Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
- Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
- Messy bun and having fun.
- I’m so deep even the ocean gets jealous.
- Sausage puns are the wurst.
- How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.