- I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
- Catch flights not feelings.
- I regret nothing you see in this feed.
- I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend.
- Sweet as sugar, tough as nails.
- Born to express, not impress.
- I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
- We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
- I’m cool, but global warming made me HOT
- I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
- I always prefer my puns to be intended.
- I’m not actually funny, I’m really mean and people think I’m joking. I’m not.
- Time is precious, waste it wisely.
- I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
- We are born to be real, not perfect.
- Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.
- We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson.
- I have a busy life converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
- Better days are coming. They are on Saturday and Sunday.
- Fashion is what you buy. The style is what you do with it.
- I am not getting old. I’m getting better.
- My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea.
- Turn that blue follow button to white.
- Every moment you’re with me can turn into a big surprise.
- I am on a journey of life. Wanna come? Agh! Press that follow button then.
- You see, Everyone has a story but mine is a mystery.
- We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.
- What should I put here?
- I write bios, not tragedies.
- A human. Being.
- Sweet as sugar, tough as nails.
- Catch flights, not feelings.
- Currently saying yes to new adventures
- Everyone else was taken so this is me
- If “love is in the air” why is the air so polluted?
mammie francie
United States
That's some serious marketing potential!