There are 22K influencers with a reach over 20,000!Catch flights not feelings.
I regret nothing you see in this feed.
I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend.
Sweet as sugar, tough as nails.
Born to express, not impress.
I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
I’m cool, but global warming made me HOT
I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
I always prefer my puns to be intended.
I’m not actually funny, I’m really mean and people think I’m joking. I’m not.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
We are born to be real, not perfect.
Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.
We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson.
I have a busy life converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
Better days are coming. They are on Saturday and Sunday.
Fashion is what you buy. The style is what you do with it.
I am not getting old. I’m getting better.
My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea.
Turn that blue follow button to white.
Every moment you’re with me can turn into a big surprise.
I am on a journey of life. Wanna come? Agh! Press that follow button then.
You see, Everyone has a story but mine is a mystery.
We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.
What should I put here?
I write bios, not tragedies.
A human. Being.
Sweet as sugar, tough as nails.
Catch flights, not feelings.
Currently saying yes to new adventures
Everyone else was taken so this is me
If “love is in the air” why is the air so polluted?
Simply look at me. God is amazingly creative.
Stress does not go with my outfit!
I speak fluent sarcasm!
