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Of course, I talk to myself – I need some expert advice.
My wallet is like an onion – opening it makes me cry.
I brainstormed so hard I got struck by lightning.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
Wine + dinner = winner