There are 24K influencers with a reach over 20,000!Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I’m like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
I’m on Instagram, like you!
Living vicariously through myself.
I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
Life happens. Coffee helps.
I’m a glowstick – I had to break before I could shine.
My autobiography is this mess of pics.
I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
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My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
