Common sense is like deodorant — those who need it most never use it.
Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?
I followed my heart and it led me to a fridge
Life is too short to be updating Instagram bios
Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
One day, I hope to become a grown-up
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Of course, I talk to myself – I need some expert advice.
My wallet is like an onion – opening it makes me cry.
I brainstormed so hard I got struck by lightning.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
Wine + dinner = winner