cosmic Bryon

United States

89K Reach

$21

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A very caffeine-dependent life [link-omitted]vering doughnut addict.

Recovering ice cream addict.

I’m not smart; I just wear glasses.

Will go into survival mode if tickled.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert.

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.

Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.

Making PJs look hot since 1998.

Probably the best meat eater in the world.

Words cannot express my passion and love for Fridays!

Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.

Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure.

I put the whine in wine.

Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.

Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.

Messy bun and having fun.

I’m so deep even the ocean gets jealous.

Sausage puns are the wurst.

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.

There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – but I’m stuck on this chapter.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said concentrate!

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

You’re right, I’m not perfect. But I’m unique!