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If “love is in the air,” why is the air so polluted?

I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Dreams ? Goals

People call me [name], but you can call me tonight ?

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

Currently saying yes to new adventures.

We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson.

I’m real, and I hope some of my followers are too.

What should I put here?

We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.

I’m hurt, but I still smile. That’s my life.

I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.

insert pretentious stuff about myself here

Recovering cake addict ?

Midnight snacker ?

I always prefer my puns to be intended.

I have a busy life converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

Better days are coming. They are on Saturday and Sunday.

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy

If “love is in the air,” why is the air so polluted?

I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Dreams ? Goals

People call me [name], but you can call me tonight ?

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

Currently saying yes to new adventures.

We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson.

I’m real, and I hope some of my followers are too.

What should I put here?

We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.

I’m hurt, but I still smile. That’s my life.

I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.

insert pretentious stuff about myself here

Recovering cake addict ?

Midnight snacker ?

I always prefer my puns to be intended.

I have a busy life converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

Better days are coming. They are on Saturday and Sunday.

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy