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friends in spite of myself

I don’t know what to put on my bio

To the moon and never back

Say hello to my middle finger

Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios

If you’re reading this, it’s too late

Ice cream is cheaper than therapy

I'm just here to talk to myself and hope people are listening

My brain has too many tabs open

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me

When you’re downie, eat a brownie

Say “yikes” and move on

Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge

A tweet in every 5 minutes will keep the followers away

Can’t remember who I stole my Twitter bio from or why

Humor comes from self-confidence

Probably the best meat eater in the world

There’s no “we” in fries

Anti-You

Angelic face, devilish thoughts

Where the hell am I, and how did I get here

If you want to come 2nd, follow me

When we put our minds to it, there’s a lot of things we can’t do

There are two kinds of people in the world, and I don’t like them both

There are many other accounts like this, but this one is mine

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.!..?.!!...................