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As an example of my Creative Writing abilities I present to you one of Corys Epic Stories. For Someone, By Someone With Hopes of it Reaching Someone. Written By CrayZCooCooCoro.

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, said Crabby Cakes to CooCooey. CooCooey chirped, I'll munch a woman's weave, and make her believe it's not Eve and Eve, you best believe, both agreed it's whatever you want to believe. They both got baptized the next day. Whitty jokes and Sarcastic First-To-Laugh-Loses-Conversational-Jibberish-Competitions were Crabby Cakes and Coo Cooey's regular past time. Roasting one another & trying to be the one with the most outlandish statement, causing the best reaction by laughter, or shock factor, was their favorite linguistically leisurely thing to do. With a tone of levity, Crabby Cakes reeled in an Ultimate Win over CooCooey, for after his stomach didn't hurt anymore from probably an overreaction of laughter, he replied, guess it's whatever you want to believe. Coo Cooey actually chirped that exact tweet to a Female Hen one time, that's the first time he had someone file a Protection Order against him. Later, while The Hen setting him up, saying she had a Dove take the papers, and have them filed to have The Protection Order removed, she called asking him to trim her bushes, and help with a Tree. Now if u Kno CooCooey, well he's Coukoo and Paranoid as FUCK, with a Birds Eye, he should've seen this, being as obvious as it sounds. But she had already moved on and was with A Lucky Money Rooster, that apparently hadn't done any Crafts, Trades, or Do It Yourself Projects, much less trim bushes, help with Trees, or build a Birdhouse. The Mother Hen was looking to actually have her bushes trimmed, and a Tree removed, no seeds planted. CrayZCoro was telling this to Crabby Cakes, and said, I asked her to look into Retractable Manlifts, etc. Crabby Cakes, who isn't Crabby at all, replied with a statement that earned her this Seasons Title as The Most Intense Statement Whitingly Made Under Pressure. Meletheficion most whitingly, and in a Pinch, Kracked of like the Kracken Kracker she is and said, I would've told her, I don't need a retractable man, I'm good there, referring to a manlift/forklift. CooCooCoro replied, well, you could go with a Scissor lift, but I'm sure u don't need that either. It was a Great First Season. Cormanchu did not get to see it until later. Being Coukoo like he is, and finishing up on The Set Up, he went to Trim Those Bushes, prepared for either way. That was when One Flew Over The Coukoo's Nest, and CooCooey recieved his first Felony. He still feloniously writes The Hen, for he knows, Birds put In A Cage, forever there, they age, and it doesn't matter, because he laughs everyday recalling this exact story by Cory. 


C.A Stegman "Cory's Short Stories 22'"

Mel, this one's for U.